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10 Funny Quotes About Coffee To Get You Through The Day

Whether you brew your own coffee at home or run to a coffee shop to get your morning fix, chances are you have to have a cup before you even speak to another human being.

Coffee, the liquid gold enjoyed by people all over the world is not only a delicious beverage but also the responsible for helping you stay awake and alert for most of the day, and people wouldn’t have it any other way.

For some, a cup of freshly brewed coffee is treated only as a rich, dark and delicious drink, but for others, it’s a lifeline. As Mike Ditka on the movie ”Kicking and Screaming” would say:  “Coffee is the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions.”

Below is a selection of our favorite coffee quotes, from proverbs to famous authors and they all have one thing in common; we can’t live without it!

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  1. “Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

  3. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday short.” – Unknown

  5. “COFFEE: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever.” – Unknown

  7. “Behind every successful woman… is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro

  9. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” – Flash Rosenberg

  11. ”All you need is love and a cup of coffee. ” – Unknown

  13. ”On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell. ” – Unknown

  15. ”It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee! ” – Donna A. Favors

  17. ”Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love. ” – Turkish Proverb

  19. ”If you bring me coffee without having to ask, then I love you! ” – Unknown

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